What Should Bachmann's Theme Song Be?

Bachman Turner Overdrive - "Takin care of business" (that's you Obama)

Her song is going to be Michael Jackson's...

you think she admires pedophiles, do ya?

"I am woman hear me roar"

yeah,
she's a REAL feminist.
you really think she wants to be in the same league with Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan?

too... abortion-y, I think.

tell yah what greenwood you might expect "Kick 'em when they're UP, Kick 'em when they're DOWN..." from Obama.

Brakeman is a snowball in mythical hell (even with her law degree from rectal roberts u...)

Her song is going to be Michael Jackson's "Beat it" talking to Obama.

You do know that song is about running away rather than fighting a battle against people who don't fight fair, correct?

Which are you suggesting: That Bachmann can't win or that the Republicans are a gang?

"Won't get fooled again" - The Who

no, just that if a rePUGNANT gets in we can change the title to "@!$%#ed yet again".

"Eye of the tiger"

Obama's will be "Hard to say I'm sorry"

Obama's for 2012 will be "This is the End" by the Doors

Hit The Road Barack (sung to Hit The Road Jack)

"Nothing's gonna stop us now" - Starship

"Right on track" - breakfast club

"Victory" - Cool and the Gang

yeah,
she's a REAL feminist.
you really think she wants to be in the same league with Gloria Steinem and Betty Friedan?

No certainly not, that's why she's a real feminist.

Enough about Bachmann: how about an ode to Newsvine trolls?

Manic Street Preachers, "Little Trolls"

sample lyrics...

Your mind is a wilderness
Your taste buds ridiculous
So come on and give us your trust
You work for the world's leading fascist

Ignore these small people at your peril
Ignore them all the dirty devils
Strange kind of people
Strange kind of world
Happy when pissed but can't let go
Can't let go
Can't let go

Spiteful twisted unforgiven
Sad and inverted and stunted
Retarded ugly balding old man
Old man

I like it. Very apropos, too.

Psychostick - The Dumb Song

Gawkman: Hey Murph, YER DUMB!
Murph: No, YER dumb!
Gawkman: No, no- YER dumb!
Murph: Well, yer dumb cuz you got glasses on.
Gawkman: Well, yer... DUMB!
Murph: Yer nose is funny, and dumb.
Gawkman: Well, yer eyes are dumb.
Murph: Well, I'm gonna sing why yer dumb.

Murph: Yer books are overdue... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Yer hamster ran away... Becuz yer dumb.
Murph:Yer shirt shrunk in the wash, because it's cotton. AND yer dumb.
Gawkman::Well, yer toilet overflowed...

Gawkman: You know Murph, yer not the only one who's dumb.
Murph: Who else is dumb?
Gawkman: Everybody!
Murph:Yer right... they're all dumb!

Gawkman: Hey YOU, you go to Pluh.com, Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: And you downloaded this song Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: Your hemorrhoids are inflamed Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: Yer brain's all STUPID!

Oh say, can you see Everyone is dumb but me
I'm never, ever wrong And that's all you'll ever be.

Murph: People who hold out notes are dumb. The longer you do that, the dumber you sound.

Murph: It's daylight savings time... Becuz yer dumb.
Gawkman: And that guy right there is dumb- Becuz yer dumb.
Murph: One time you went to McDonalds and some french fries and some ketchup packets and you sat down to eat them but you couldn't get them open so you went to the store to buy some scissors but you didn't have enough money so you started running to your friends house to borrow some money so you could buy some scissors to open your ketchup packets and enjoy your french

Kinda hard to miss your message, Blue Boy. Reported as inflammatory.

Wanna explain why all the posts that make any since are collapsed.....??? Obama's theme song when he leaves office next year....."Taking it to the streets" by the Doobie Brothers.......!!!

Yeah, that's an easy one. They're OFF TOPIC. Focus, Focus!

The question at hand is Braindead Bachmann's theme song isn't it?

*double checks*

yep.. nothing there about OBAMA's theme song at all.. try staying on the topic we're actually talking about shall we?

Wanna explain why all the posts that make any since are collapsed.....???

Because liberals can't take it so they act childish.

Because liberals can't take it so they act childish.

Yeah, I knew that but, hoped that one of them might have a legitimate response other than those posted….!!! I should have known better, they are always so predictable…..!

Greenwood10

Because liberals can't take it so they act childish.

Childish, as compared to someone who got themselves kicked off Newsvine and continues to re-register under different names? Guess there's nothing childish there, eh, "Greenwood"?

Childish, as compared to someone who got themselves kicked off Newsvine and continues to re-register under different names?

Obviously, you know or think you know who Greenwood is or was……! Why stop there?

It's funny, all these liberals keep calling me this driftwood person. I don't know who that is but they must have done something right to get all these liberals upset.

It's funny, all these liberals keep calling me this driftwood person. I don't know who that is but they must have done something right to get all these liberals upset.

Driftwood was the only person I ever put on ignore. She/he/it really didn't have anything rational to bring to the table and when challenged would cry like a Palin. She insulted everyone and then if they challenged her in the slightest way she cried COH violation.Calling her a conservative is a disservice to conservatives. So if that's what people are calling you, I really wouldn't be too flattered.

Wasn't driftwood the one that was actually found to be a guy? Weird.

Wasn't driftwood the one that was actually found to be a guy? Weird.

You'll notice the first part of my statement ;) I am hoping times are changing. It used to be that conservatives didn't really have to work very hard to make their point. All they had to do was to resort to name calling and just make stuff up (kind of like Greenwood *cough*) and people would throw out logic and reason and say "Ahhh Bach!" Hopefully these dinosaurs are a thing of the past and we will seeing the more rational conservatives take center stage.

Driftwood was the only person I ever put on ignore. She/he/it really didn't have anything rational to bring to the table and when challenged would cry like a Palin. She insulted everyone and then if they challenged her in the slightest way she cried COH violation.Calling her a conservative is a disservice to conservatives. So if that's what people are calling you, I really wouldn't be too flattered.

I can certainly understand your attitude given that you are obviously a liberal…..However, I found the opposite to be true……..in my opinion she was a pillar of the conservative perspectives on these issues…..Your conclusion of her deliberation methods is typical with someone of an opposing spectrum and not at all surprising…..Greenwood, you should be honored…….!!!

I can certainly understand your attitude given that you are obviously a liberal.

Of course as is everyone who disagrees with your stance. Convienient isn't it?

…..Your conclusion of her deliberation methods is typical with someone of an opposing spectrum and not at all surprising…..Greenwood, you should be honored…….!!!

And like Driftwood, you've used a lot of words yet said nothing.

haven't seen a Driftwood post in awhile ...Too Bad!

Or the theme from the Twilight Zone

Anything by Bachmann Dip-@!$%# Overdrive

"Boots" would be a natural since they harken back to images of the Jack Boots of Nazi Germany. Teapublicans deserve to have uniforms. They already have the manifesto and gun toting militiamen. Those boots will be walking all over the rest of us "one of these days" if people keep being taken in by the idea the a government that consolidates power with corporate business is a good idea.

Jefferson and Adams had this discussion during the formation of the nation. Too bad Teapublicans get their "history" from the likes of Glenn Beck.

Live free or Die.

Or maybe the back ground music for the Wicked Witch of the West.

Eclipse=Pink Floyd

The Lunatics are in the hall the lunatics are in the hall

.....The liunatics are in my head..the lunatics are in my head

Stupid Girl - Rolling Stomes

He would never permit it.

sms, most of the aforementioned artists would never permit their craft to be used to further the political agenda of the far-right.

like I said below, Lola,

she has to pick either a Toby Keith or Ted Nugent song.

nah - the appropriate song was mentioned before -

They're coming to take me away ha, haaa by Napoleon XIV (!966)

maybe an old Spike Jones song from WWII

"And when the Germans say that "Ve is der master race, we go Sieg Heil! {razzberry} Heil! {razzberry} right in der fuehrer's face..."

RePUGNANTS are somewhat FASCIST anyway, so it fits...

How about "Springtime for Hitler" from The Producers (Mel Brooks)....

Germany was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader
To restore its former glory
Where, oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around
And then we found
The man for you and me
And now it's

Springtime for hitler and germany
Deutschland is happy and gay
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out
Here comes the master race

Spike Jones--brought back old memories. If he were alive today, he would come up with something great! He was a genius!! ( btw, the song was "The Fuehrer's Face")

You youngsters out there should try to listen to some of his stuff. He was great satirist and comic musician! ( especially during WWII- did a lot of patriotic stuff- TPers would like him!) He was well before Stan Freiberg! What? you dont know him either? You must really be young! Look him up too. They are both worth your time!!

How about "Springtime for Hitler" from The Producers (Mel Brooks)....

I frickin' love it! Yer killin' me here...

Running on Empty - Jackson Browne

The topic is Bachmann's new theme song, not Obama's

lamplighter - Take your lame-arsed support for Bachmann elsewhere and dis Obama on your own likewise lame seed. Oh yeah and have a nice day, too!

lamplighter - Take your lame-arsed support for Bachmann elsewhere and dis Obama on your own likewise lame seed.

Sorry you're so upset, but the truth does hurt.

Oh yeah and have a nice day, too!

Thank you for your well wishes. You have nice day also...

That's rich, lamplighter. You might try the truth sometime. And you're right, the Right can't stand for the truth about their field to be known.

lamplighter - "Upset" is not the factor, though trolling is and you are.

trekie70 - Thanks. Trollers come and go but the truth never departs.

I think it is perfect (slaps myself for not thinking of it first). It would be even more perfect if a house landed on her also.

I can't believe it. No one else thinks "If I only had a brain" from The Wizard of OZ" is perfect for her?

This should be the theme song for all republicans aka t-baggers.

Perfect

never,never,never, never,.......ad infinitum!

Not going to happen.

"a lot of people didn't think a black man ( especially someone with the name Barack Huessin Obama ) would get to the WH in 2008."

The teabagger-astroturf movement/gop couldn't believe that would ever happen despite all their efforts.

Conservetive10 may have a point, there are a lot of very stupid people out there. And they would vote for some dimwitted, moron like her or Palin.

the reason why Obama won was mostly in part due to the fact that he will actually answer ANY question posed to him without stupid deflection. Republicans refused to answer questions thats why they lost. She is worse than the idiots in the republican primary of '08. any question asked to her she just says a canned response that doesn't even relate to the question.

correction - Brakeman may win the rePUGNANT nomination, but then the information about her incredible STUPIDITY kick and and don't let up until the first WEDNESDAY in November (the day after the election).

I KNOW I say that rePUGNANTS are scheming conniving power mongers but IF they select Brakeman to be the standard bearer, they are virtually GUARANTEEING a DEMOCRATIC victory - she's as least as bad as Sarah intelligence wise and highly prone to sticking her feet in her mouth (both feet at once)

I think that Bachmann has as much of a chance of being elected president as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.

con-Bachman won't make it. There's too many smart people in this country.

The independents decide the elections and she's to much of a crazy loon to appeal to them.

Independents tend to be brighter and more open minded, not hateful, narrow minded, bigoted and destructive like Bachman.

I still find it curious that anyone could consider, as Tessy does, that being black has anything to do with being qualified to govern or not.

That disgusts me.

Being black, not OK.

Being an airhead that hides behind bushes, acceptable.

Mary- you misinterpretted the comment.

The teabagger-astroturf movement/gop couldn't believe that would ever happen despite all their efforts

That's not saying that's what SHE believes.

Just Another Brick In the Wall by Pink Floyd would be better. "We don't need no education!"

the entire Animals album, lol, woof...

Brain Damage - Pink Floyd.

Dang it AlphaDog, I was hoping to be the first with that one! Good job...

Perry Como: Dream Along With Me

Judas Priest's "Another Thing Coming"

nope, sorry. Rob Halford is gay.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Halford

greck, why should anyone care how happy Rob Halford is?

greck, why should anyone care how happy Rob Halford is?

I'd think Bachmann would take issue.

I think it's because what makes him happy is french kissing other men and spooning with them on the couch while watching a DVD and having fellatio with them an whatnot.

Rob Halford is gay.

... and your point is...? Judas Priest rocks even today, and there will never be another Freddie Mercury...

... and your point is...?

that Scooter's supposition in #19 was silly, since Bachmann is a well known homophobe.

indicating that Scooter's opinion is likely very poorly thought out and/or researched.

greck i was just having fun, i know she's homophobic, Juda Priest does indeed rock for Christ's sake, lol

i know, immungus,

I just thought I'd add to it by grossing-out the homophobes ;-)

I'm a Republican and a Judas Priiest fan and us 80s rockers knew he was gay a long time ago. SO?

He's one of the best singers in rock history. I've seen him twice. (Rush this weekend though).

btw, I'm a pro-gay rights Republican/veteran and really don't care about Rob's sexuality.

Obama said during the campaign he was a "one man, one woman" guy. No one on the left had a problem with that-no one called him a homophobe. This is one issue I disagree with Bachman about.

And I mean this seriously:

We all aggree and disagree with each other on political issues, but we're all American and we all realize that, despite her faults, the US is the best country on the planet. On this 4th of July weekend, in case I don't chat with you sooner, have a great 4th of July!

have a great 4th of July!

fair enough.

you have a great one too!

Thanks greck!

Few of us on the left are happy with the rhetoric Obama has used to tiptoe around the issue of gay rights and in particular gay marriage buuuuttttt, he has done far more behind the scenes for gay rights than any teapublican ever dreamed of.

Btw, I'm a pro gay-rights liberal/veteran who also does not care about Rob H's sexuality. Turbo Lover is a great album.

happy 4th all

May we of the Vine and for all, be for The UNITED STATE OF AMERICA, her people! and those of her hand!

We strive for the just and the fair for all!

Bad song... she might take it seriously and burn down the US Capital building. Republicans will blame Democrats just like the Nazi's blamed Communists for burning down the Reichstag.

ooh,

Hall and Oates.

..Brutal, jupmod!

Well, she is relying on old man Uncle Sam's money, right? ;)

no, the song is lyrically appropriate,

I'm just sayin' whipping out the Hall and Oates on Bachmann (or anyone), that's too cruel!

If it were just based on the chorus, she'd do well with I Go Crazy- Paul Davis... (problem is I LIKE that song..lol and wouldn't want to see it contaminated by association with her..)

Patsy Cline is somehow coming to mind too.. Crazy or I Fall To Pieces... lol

"jinks" ... at the same time! 8:10 AM

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jinks" ... at the same time! 8:10 AM

Sorry 'bout that. Timing's everything & great minds think alike.